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Merry Phoenixmas

Merry Phoenixmas

To get us in a festive spirit a competition was held for best carol in the theme of Phoenix. The entries were outstanding with colourful characters such as our in-house xenophobic editor being a common choice of subject material. Deciding on the winner was a tough call though at the end it was decided when I found myself automatically singing the alternative lyrics when Good King Wenceslas came on the radio. I admit I was well into my third glass of port by this time and all poured with the generosity of Christmas. It was the 'deep and crisp and even' that swung it. It was a close run thing though. 'Dose the Rebs' is very catchy and 'So here it is Merry Nuking' is brilliant.

I have copied others here for your entertainment.

Brutal Overlord Kang looked out
On the world of Venus
All the humans lay round about
Deep and crisp and even
Brightly shone the nukes that night
Though the heat was cruel
When a scavvy came in sight
Gath'ring AM fuel

"Hither, slave, and stand by me
If thou know'st it, telling
Wretched creature, who are thee?
Where and what your dwelling?"
"Lord?” uncertainly he did tense
Kang drew out his blaster
Clearly he had given offence
Sadly couldn’t run faster

<BLAM>

"Bring his flesh and bring my wine
Bring his AM fuel hither
For on his corpse I will dine
You will cook my dinner.”
Well fed Overlord forth he went
Servant on a tether
Through the nuclear wind’s wild lament
And the bitter weather

"Sire, the night is darker now
And the wind blows stronger
My arms are glowing, I know not how,
I can go no longer."
"You may have served me for an age
Still you should not speak so boldly,
Thou shalt find your master’s rage
Freeze thy blood more coldly."

In his steps his master trod
Where the ash lay dinted
Kang would lash the lazy sod
In the night his flail glinted.
Therefore, humans all, be sure
Wealth or rank possessing
Bend the knee and let Kang cure
Your puny world with his blessing

by Silith Ungol

On the first day of Phoenix  [Recruit]

On the first day of Phoenix,
The GM sent to me
A surveyor in a Periphery.

On the second day of Phoenix,
The GM sent to me
Two Caravals,
And a surveyor in a Periphery.

On the third day of Phoenix,
The GM sent to me
Three Aliens,
Two Caravals,
And a surveyor in a Periphery.

On the fourth day of Phoenix,
The GM sent to me
Four Gasup Birds,
Three Aliens,
Two Caravals,
And a surveyor in a Periphery.

On the fifth day of Phoenix,
The GM sent to me
Five Stargate rings,
Four Gasup Birds,
Three Aliens,
Two Caravals,
And a surveyor in a Periphery.

On the sixth day of Phoenix,
The GM sent to me
Six TCA a-laying,
Five Stargate rings,
Four Gasup Birds,
Three Aliens,
Two Caravals,
And a surveyor in a Periphery.

On the seventh day of Phoenix,
The GM sent to me
Seven Aquaphid a-swimming,
Six TCA a-laying,
Five Stargate rings,
Four Gasup Birds,
Three Aliens,
Two Caravals,
And a surveyor in a Periphery

On the eighth day of Phoenix,
The GM sent to me
Eight Meklan a-milking,
Seven Aquaphid a-swimming,
Six TCA a-laying,
Five Stargate rings,
Four Gasup Birds,
Three Aliens,
Two Caravals,
And a surveyor in a Periphery.

On the ninth day of Phoenix,
The GM sent to me
Nine Dewiek dancing,
Eight Meklan a-milking,
Seven Aquaphid a-swimming,
Six TCA a-laying,
Five Stargate rings,
Four Gasup Birds,
Three Aliens,
Two Caravals,
And a surveyor in a Periphery.

On the tenth day of Phoenix,
The GM sent to me
Ten Pirates a-leaping,
Nine Dewiek dancing,
Eight Meklan a-milking,
Seven Aquaphid a-swimming,
Six TCA a-laying,
Five Stargate rings,
Four Gasup Birds,
Three Aliens,
Two Caravals,
And a surveyor in a Periphery

On the eleventh day of Phoenix,
The GM sent to me
Eleven Mohache piping,
Ten Pirates a-leaping,
Nine Dewiek dancing,
Eight Meklan a-milking,
Seven Aquaphid a-swimming,
Six TCA a-laying,
Five Stargate rings,
Four Gasup Birds,
Three Aliens,
Two Caravals,
And a surveyor in a Periphery.

On the twelfth day of Phoenix,
The GM sent to me
Twelve Detinus given a drumming,
Eleven Mohache piping,
Ten Pirates a-leaping,
Nine Dewiek dancing,
Eight Meklan a-milking,
Seven Aquaphid a-swimming,
Six TCA a-laying,
Five Stargate rings,
Four Gasup Birds,
Three Aliens,
Two Caravals,
And a surveyor in a Periphery.

by Zigic

A fairy-tale of New Order  [Recruit]

It was a double run day
In a funk sank
Old Simms said to me: won't win another one
And then they sang a song
The rare ores my outpost drew
I turned my ship away and trimmed around you
Shot for a plucky one
Gunned us eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Republic
I love you Sylvansight
I can see a better time
When all the EMP are goo.

They got ships big as ARCs
They got markets of gold
But the plasma cuts right through you
It's no place for the bold
When you first took my hand on a perch anniversary
You promised me democracy was waiting for me
You were irksome you were petty
Queen of Detinus city, when the band finished playing they tweeted nomore
Treasure Winters got all the birds a singing
We resist our boarder
Then lanced through the blight.

And the boys from the DTR Armada were singing Secudus Will Pay
And the bells were ringing out for Republic day.

You're scum you're a slaver
You greedy galactic trader
Lying there almost dead on a ship for a bed
You handbag you Krell
You spendthrift floosy rebel
Happy Republic you tart I pray True One our last.

And the boys from the DTR Armada were singing Secudus Will Pay
And the bells were ringing out for Republic day.

I coulda been the Speaker one
Well so could any bum
You took my fleet from me
When I first crowned you
I kept them with me safe
I put them with my own
Can't make it patch along
I've built my schemes around you.

And the boys from the DTR Armada were singing Secudus Will Pay
And the bells were ringing out for Republic day.

by Darius Shirazi

IND's Lament  [Recruit]

Away in a starship,
No aff for a bed.
Distrusted by all
And the Imp want me dead.

Mochahe cattle are lowing
Alarm systems awake
Its the Pirates of Indus
Through the airlock they break


Be near me oh Startrooper
Till the pirates are dead
And we can sell are cargo
And the crew can get fed.

With apologies to Away in a Manger

by Fleet Exarch

Dose the Rebs with Nova fire  [Recruit]

Dose the Rebs with Nova fire,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Let the True One inspire,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don the torps with cloak apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
But let them see both your barrels,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing base before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the match and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
And have yourself a slave of pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

by Zigic

It's a long long way to New Sol  [Recruit]

(Not quite a Christmas song, but it normally comes out with the drunken festive joy!)

Up to mighty Darkfold came
An Earthling lad one day,
All the streets were paved with stellars,
So everyone was happy!

Singing songs of Mars,
Jupiter, and Uranus,
'Til Samuel got excited and
He shouted to them there:

It's a long way to New Sol,
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way to New Sol
To the sweetest Flagritzi I know!
Goodbye Earth,
Farewell Mars!
It's a long long way to New Sol,
But my heart's right there.

Samuel wrote a letter
To his Earthling Molly O',
Saying, "Should you not receive it,
Write and let me know!
If I make mistakes in "spelling",
Molly dear", said he,
"Remember it's Kang, he's really bad,
Don't lay the blame on me".

It's a long way to New Sol,
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way to New Sol
To the sweetest Flagritzi I know!
Goodbye Earth,
Farewell Mars,
It's a long long way to New Sol,
But my heart's right there.

Molly wrote a neat reply
To Confederate Sammy O',
Saying, "Jasil wants
To marry me, and so
Leave old Earth and Mars,
Or you'll be to blame,
For love has fairly drove me silly,
Hoping you're the same!"

It's a long way to New Sol,
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way to New Sol
To the sweetest Flagritzi I know!
Goodbye Earth,
Farewell Mars,
It's a long long way to New Sol,
But my heart's right there.

by Saxonburg

Ode to the Brotherhood  [Recruit]

Ode to the Brotherhood,
apologies to Crash Test Dummies :P

Once there was this boy
Who got into an incident
And couldn't come to church

But when he finally came back
His hair had turned
From black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The True One had spoken

Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm

Once there was this girl
Who wouldn't go and change
With the girls in the change room

But when they finally made her
They saw True marks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there

Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm

'Cause then there was this boy whose
Parents made him come directly home
Right after church

And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
The True One must have gone there

Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm

Edit* It seems that all parties mentioned in this Hyme are now being looked after in a Brotherhood re-education centre...


Original Lyrics: Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm

by fedec2007

Stolen from "The Little Drummer Boy"  [Recruit]

Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum
A new found Jump to see, pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest ships we bring, pa rum pum pum pum
To search for any-thing, pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

So to col-on-ize, pa rum pum pum pum
When we come.

Damn Neb-u-la, pa rum pum pum pum
It broke my ship in two, pa rum pum pum pum
I have no ship to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
That's fit to cross the thing, pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

Will you res-cue it, pa rum pum pum pum
When you come?

Play-ers nodded, pa rum pum pum pum
They sent their ships in time, pa rum pum pum pum
They saved my ship for me, pa rum pum pum pum
They brought it back for me, pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

Then they smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum
Me on my own.

by Tom Krieger

Twas The Night Before Christmas  [Recruit]

Twas The Night Before Christmas, when all through the base
klaxons were sounding, invaders from space.
Blast doors are closing with immediate effect,
we hope and pray our firing solutions be correct.

The younglings were cowering, cramped under a bunk,
fabricated of Jacium we put the fat one in a trunk.
Of reinforced concrete, in our nagging fear we bade,
who was the contractor, bugger, it was Frontier Exploration and Trade.

When out with a flicker, neon no more,
I sprang, stumbled upward and wobbled to the door.
Quell your screams of terror sweet irritating children,
for what approaches now curiosity must not awaken.

The moon on stick wife, I desperately muttered,
A shadow in the way beyond, clouded and cluttered.
What dastardly being that in distant illuminated afterglow
doth carry a fir festooned in tinsel, baubles and fake snow?

With a certain approach in an ungainly swagger,
I beg you invader, spare my brood and nagger.
Close your eyes my darlings, hold hands, embrace.
This Santa has only two arms, legs, eyes and just the one face.

Arrrrgh, Tis I, Pirate Large. The beast did exclaim.
Landed 'pon this shite hole not to murder or maim.
Lookin round 'bouts for parrot, crew, cook, otherwise draftee.
All needs now be a volunteer to sit 'pon this 'ere tree.

by Salvatore Kong

The True One and Great Mother  [Recruit]

The True one and Great Mother,
When they are both full known
Of all the gods that are worshipèd
The True One Great Mother bears the crown
O the rising of the sun
And the running of the Prey
The playing of the little cubs
Sweet smelling of the opera

The True One bears a blossom
As white as lily flower
And Mary bore sweet Jesus Christ
To be their sweet Saviour
O the rising of the monks
And the dread inquisitors
The playing of the merry organ
Plain-Chanting of the choir

The Mother bears a berry
As red as any blood
And She watches over all felines
To see her Pride come good
O the rising of the sun
And the running of the Prey
The playing of the little cubs
Strong smelling of the Opera

The Mother bears a prickle
As sharp as any thorn;
And she uses it to guard her cubs
so that all their foes shall mourn
O the rising of the sun
And the running of the Prey
The playing of the little cubs
Musky smelling of the Opera

The True One bears a bark
As bitter as any gall;
And their monks say to bow down low
For to redeem us all.
O the rising of the monks
And the dread inquisitors
The playing of the merry organ
Plain-Chanting of the choir

The True one and Great Mother,
When they are both full known
Of all the gods that are worshipèd
The True One Great Mother bears the crown
O the rising of the sun
And the running of the Prey
The playing of the little cubs
Sweet smelling of the opera

by Mrrshan

A long time ago, in our galaxy  [Recruit]

My apologies to Boney M for butchering their excellent song.:D

A long time ago, in our galaxy,
A monstrous beast was born,
His parents said they'd name him Kang,
And so our tale has begun.

Hark now hear,
The Flagritz sing,
Our Kang was born today,
And man will fear for evermore,
Because of Kang's birthday.

While humans fixed their ships that night,
The Stargate opened wide,
Many Flagritz came on through,
They tried to take over this side.

Hark now hear,
The Flagritz sing,
Our Kang was born today,
And man will fear for evermore,
Because of Kang's birthday.

The Flagrits hadn't counted on all of
the Meatsacks that they found on this side of the gate,
The humans said, "We're not having this!" and they fought those aliens back!

Then time moved on and as we know,
The Flagritz still are here,
Kang got a job reading news,
This brought to many good cheer.

I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!
Kang was heard to say,
As he munched his latest beast,
YOU'RE ALL JUST FILTHY BAGS OF FLESH!!!
For him, humans were a feast.

Hark now hear,
The Flagritz sing,
Our Kang was born today,
And man will fear for evermore,
Because of Kang's birthday.

And man will fear for evermore,
Because of Kang's birthday.

by Gaijin

Imagine  [Recruit]

Imagine there's no real life
It's easy if you try
High yield ores below us
Above us 10,000 hull platforms
Imagine all your employees
Living under shields...

Imagine there's free access to all star gates
It isn't hard to do
Remove old one eye from Tycoon
And those supporting Felini too
Imagine all the Mohache
Enslaved by the Overlord of the Dominion...

The GM says I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join Phoenix
And my sentient machine race will be agreed...

Imagine no special actions
I wonder if you can
No need for new ores or resources
No brotherhood of man
The Dewiek took care of them...

The GM says I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join Phoenix
And develop many worlds to established stage 5...

by Alpha Centauri

In the Coreward Arm (In the bleak mid winter)  [Recruit]

In the Coreward Arm
The Har-Corp League has gone
What remains is in decline
Pirates roaming free
If only the league was still around
Life would be improved
In the Coreward Arm
The Har-Corp League has gone

In its hour of Need
Coreward's proclaimed anew
Links from Outer Capellan
Wormholes from halo
The Affs they came a-running
to bring renewed vigour
In the Coreward Arm
The Har-Corp League has Gone

Soldiers and Employees
are recruited again
Starbases they are appearing
On all the strange new Worlds
trade it is beginning
and the fights begin anew
In the Coreward Arm
the Har-Corp league has gone

The people they rejoice
for the renewed activity
they supply the trade goods
the affs they bring techniques
trade improves all round
but remeber the defences
In the Coreward Arm
the Har-Corp League has gone

What can I bring to them
Poor as I am
If I were a trader
I would bring Carved Gems
If I were a Soldier
I would bring Light Tanks
But what can they give to us
They give us Stellars.

by Fernando Garcia

The Flagritz and the Dewick (to the tune of the Holly and the Ivy)  [Recruit]

The Flagritz and the Dewiek (to he tune of the Holly and the Ivy)

The Flagritz and the Dewiek
When they are both full grown,
Of all races that are in the skies,
These mighty ones bear the crown

[Refrain:]
O, the rising of the suns,
And the running of the F'lini
The pounding of the merry guns,
Sweet photons in the air.

The Flagritz bear a grudge,
As black as death come down,
And Dewiek packs shall fall upon
The 'Feds as they run out.

[Refrain]

The Flagritz bear a rage,
As red as any blood,
And Dewick packs shall fall upon
The pirates hiding down.

[Refrain]

The Flagritz bear a tentacle
As sharp as any thorn,
And Dewiek packs shall fall upon
The TCA in the morn

[Refrain]

The Flagritz bear a Nova
As bitter as the gall,
And Dewiek packs shall fall upon
For to destroy them all

[Refrain]

The Flagritz and the Dewiek
When they are both full grown,
Of all races that are in the skies,
These mighty ones bear the crown

[Refrain]

by Acrivyn

O Come, all ye faithful  [Recruit]

O Come, all ye faithful,
Believers and Righteous!
O welcome ye, O welcome ye to the Brotherhood;
Come and burn them
Burn the heathens and aliens:

O come, let us burn them,
O come, let us burn them,
O come, let us burn them,
The True One is Lord.

God of God,
Light of Light,
Lo, he abhors the Traitors and Corrupt;
Very God,
Better they be cremated:

Sing, choirs of zealots,
Bring on the Inquisition,
Sing, all ye citizens of the Celestial Plains!
Glory to the True One
In the highest:

Yea, heathen, we find ye guilty,
Burn this happy morning;
Corrupt, to thee a special "glory" given!
Word of the True One,
Watch their flesh disappearing!

O come, let us burn them,
O come, let us burn them,
O come, let us burn them,
The True One is Lord.

by Anne Dieu-le-Veut

So here it is Merry Nuking  [Recruit]

Are you hanging up Republicans on your wall
It's the time that the Emperor had a ball
Does he ride a Heavy Hulled Dreadnought
Fires nukes from his ship
And all for just another decorative pip.
So here it is Merry Nuking
Everybody's having fun
Look to the Empire now
We've only just begun.

Are you waiting for the Imperials to arrive
Have you checked you've got no drugs and slaves inside
Does your granny avoid her taxes
If so shop her for the best
She'll soon be irradiated with the rest.
So here it is Merry Nuking
Everybody's having fun
Look to the Empire now
We've only just begun.

What will your civilians do when they see
Your leaders heads lopped off
Ah ah

Are you hanging up Republicans on your wall
Are you hoping that the Senate will start to fall
Do you abide by the Tau Ceti
With the weapons that were forbade
Nukes will land upon your head
Then you bin slayed.
So here it is Merry Nuking
Everybody's having fun
Look to the Empire now
We've only just begun.

by Zigic

Twas the night before Christmas II  [Recruit]

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the base
Not a creature was stirring, of any race
The True One’s emblems hung in windows with care,
Lest the Lord Inquisitor soon be there.

Naplians were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Khoros Ants danced in their heads.
My crew out on leave, twas alone in my ship
And had just settled down for a well-deserved nip.

When out in the port there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bunk to see what was the matter.
Away to the bridge I flew like a flash,
Powered the sensors and scanned for a clash.

The klaxons they sounded, marines raced for their guns.
The night sky brightened; something flamed like a sun.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a four hundred hull ship with thrusters aflare!.

With a slavering captain, so clearly deranged,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Kang.
More rapid than eagles his demons they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and proudly proclaimed!

“Now Humans! Now Wimbles! Now silly Dewiks!
Mewling little IMPs and trembling ‘publics!
I have come to destroy you! I have come for my due!
I will break all your bones for my holiday stew!

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
The humans they fled, the Deweik they cried.
Out of the nightclub, came old Pirate Large,
Who took just one look and sobbed out an “Arrgghh!”

And then, in a twinkling, on top of my ship
Kang cackled with glee and started to rip.
I heard the screech as the hull started to shatter
From thorlium-hard claws and relentless blasters.

He was covered in slime from his head to his foot,
His tentacles dripped with Kastorian blood.
A bundle of nukes he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a nightmare come for ruin and wrack.

Hidden under my bunk I prayed for the True One’s protection
From St. Kang’s favorite hobby – meatsack dissection.
But when Kang yanked me out from under my bed
I need not have worried, for here’s what he said.

“Puny human I am pleased to see your frightened prostration
Your squirming and worming more suits your station.
Destroying this starbase brought me all sorts of pleasure
And killing your crew was its own little treasure

“Spending my days taking note of the actions
Of petty disputes tween your sniveling factions.
Has left me exhausted and needing a rest
From sending out missives for e’en Flagritz

“So I spare you this once if you save me the misery
Of sending a message to every Periphery
A single refrain must you repeatedly call
Merry Christmas you meatsacks. Kang hates you all!”

by Lange

Swimming in a water wonderland  [Recruit]

Water wonderland... guess the tune :P

One Coalition,
There's only one Coalition,
Swimming along, bubbling a song,
swimming in a water wonderland

Aquaphids are swimming through the surf now,
Rapidly approaching to the land,
Air breathers time - it is numbered
Ocean dwellers gain the upper hand

One Coalition,
There's only one Coalition,
Swimming along, bubbling a song,
swimming in a water wonderland.

The ocean is the queen of the peripheries,
Wherever there is ocean we'll be there.
Making sure the waters unpolluted
ridding all the planets of their air.

One Coalition,
There's only one Coalition,
Swimming along, bubbling a song,
swimming in a water wonderland

The time will come when we will rule the oceans,
spreading water wonder everywhere
land locked bases will be sent to history
when they're gone we really will not care

One Coalition,
There's only one Coalition,
Swimming along, bubbling a song,
swimming in a water wonderland

by Thinks

 
News
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Cluster War! DNA Gather Fruit
 
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Cluster War! MZC attacks DNA
 
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*** Inter Galactic News ***

The Dewiek rise again!

After the death and destruction wrought upon the Dewiek Nation by the Architects, there was a period of calm if you were a werewolf fancier. But now the Dewiek have risen to once more in the name of the Dewiek Packs, led by Skarn. Their new message being one of peace, a most unusual change for the large humanoid wolves. While they rise from the ashes of the Mizuchi Combine the Galaxy waits to see how this new affiliation acts, baring in mind the Dewiek have something of reputation.

Empire invade the Cluster!

A significant force of GTT warships recently entered the Cluster, somewhere they have not seen the need to go for a very long time. At the same time the CIA banned the Dewiek Packs from it’s space and also sent a large number of warships into the Cluster to bolster the GTT’s presence. After this show of force the Crossley system, known for it’s wormhole connecting from the Cluster to CIA space shifted to be claimed by the GTT. Currently the Empire has over 200,000 troops and 2000 warships roaming the nearby systems. Inhabitants of the Cluster are waiting to see if there are any further developments. GTT CEO Xavier Fox when asked by our office dismissed it as a “Training exercise”.

Krell sale!

The Krell Clan Dark Angels has been selling off bases, outposts and even systems lately. It is unknown why they have decided to cash in their assets and territories, but it points to the accumulation of significant wealth by the Krell clan. If you have any spare cash and want to expand your assets then it seems to our office that the best place to go is the Dark Angel Clan and ask what will be going up for sale next, assuming they actually have anything left.

*** Affiliations ***

AFT Association of Free Traders (54) - Marion Tweedy
BLG Bolg Organisation (22) - Akhenaten
BHD Brotherhood (63) - de Molay
CIA Combined Intelligence Agency (64) - Laton CIA
DNA Displaced Natives Asylum (66) - DNA people
DTR Detinus Republic (58) - Morley Decker
DEN Dewiek Elder Nation (67) - <unknown>
DWK Dewiek Packs (19) - Skarn
FCN Falconian Republic (70) – Bacran *
FEL Felini Tyranny (49) - Juris
FLZ Flagritz Republic (47) - Kayxaer
FET Frontier Exploration & Trade (56) - Cu Chulainn
GTT Galactic Trade & Transport (52) - Xavier Fox
GCE Garcia Enterprises (4) - Neil
HEX Hexamon (23) - <unknown>
KRL Krell (30) - Namica
KRT Krell of the Reverence Temple (37) - Kal Torak
KST Kastor Kastorians (12) - Kastor
MZC Mizuchi Combine (86) - Mizuchi
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GTT step forward to control protection and peace in the Stellar Empire.

With the retirement of Jack Johns and various lower-level IMP officers from public life, the Imperial Services were left on the verge of being unable to fill their role as protectors of the Stellar Empire. Due to the serious nature the Imperial Services found itself in, the Emperor recently travelled to GTT HQ to attend a board meeting with the directors of the GTT.

With Galactic Trade and Transport being one of the few remaining loyal Imperial Chartered affiliations, who also supply well over half of the war material to the Imperial Services, the Emperor sought the position of the GTT with regard to the Imperial Services becoming overburdened with bureaucracy and lacking effective leadership. Effectively the Imperial Services were at the point of collapse. A position highlighted when an opportunistic supposed ally subverted four Imperial Outposts in the Inner Empire, thinking their asset grabbing would go unnoticed.
 
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  Star Date: 221.30.5

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RAGNAROK COMES

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A Forlorn Hope

The seat of Dewiek Government has fallen. What began as a small group of Architect ships picking up retreating DEN forces, amalgamated into a much larger force. The bombardment fleet comprised dozens of Adult ARC ships plus several Planet Killers. The force made short work of the impressive fortifications of the planetary orbit of Newstart. Multiple heavily armoured and maximised deflector shield platforms crumbled. They did so only after releasing their volleys of antimatter and nova weapon batteries. Any DEN warships that remained from earlier encounters also stood the line. But within the week, the last defence was gone.

Bombardment of Wolf Lair starbase proceeded without further resistance from the Dewiek. ARC Plasmas ripped through starbase shields. They demolished tens of thousands of factories and research facilities. The ARC demolished the huge military recruitment and training facilities on the planet. Over half a million trained troops evacuated from deep bunkers, leaving a token ground defence.

The ARC were not satisfied to burn the facilities and murder the workers. They deployed repeated salvos of their Virus Bombs on the wider population. Reports began to arrive of civilians of the world regressing. Leaving settlements and returning to nature. Much as the Dewiek found themselves some decades ago when they started to recover from the First Great ARC-DEN War. This time there was no High Lord Magnus willing to obliterate the world to save a remnant of the people. Newstart was already lost.

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Newstart is lost

 
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  Star Date: 221.27.2

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RAGNAROK APPROACHES

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End Game Lost

A short-lived period of peace followed the Dewiek Elder Nation’s historic and Saga-worthy defence against the Architect Planet Killers. A handful of the more typically encountered ARC ships were spotted picking off DEN support ships in Forlorn Hope before more than forty of them appeared back in End Game.

While the ARC “Adult” class ships, as the DEN had previously classified them, were eight times smaller than the “Planet Killers”, they were still as big as the largest ships any other species has managed to produce. Including the otherwise technologically advanced Dewiek.

Forty-four of these Plasma armed organic vessels smashed through the DEN forces left circling the orbit of Beacon, End Game. The mass of ARC weapons bombarded the DEN Shipyards at Ragnorak with their superheated ionized gas, razing the entire outpost to the ground.

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ARC Plasma weapons devastate End Game

 
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  Star Date: 221.22.5

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RAGNAROK BECKONS

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Assault on End Game

The ancient Architects have declared war on the Dewiek Elder Nation. The first sign of the conflict was subspace transmissions in a remote system in the Pocket Periphery. This followed reports that the ancient Ragnarok shipyards on Beacon were malfunctioning. In response, the Wolf Mother sent urgent orders to several Dewiek scout ships to patrol the End Game system.

The Konungr Smidamadr was the first to encounter the gigantic, “Planet Killer” class ARC ships. Measuring in at thirty-two hundred heavy hulls and armed with a hundred ARC plasma weapons, the ship was more like a mobile armed platform. It is certainly the largest vessel ever recorded. The scout ship was vaporised instantly.

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ARC Planet Killer dwarves largest DEN warships

 
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  Star Date: 221.11.4

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Caste Apart

The Flagritz Republic is (very nearly) no more. In its place, a single Hexamon and Flagritz power has arisen. The new Collective has absorbed much of the Flagritz holdings with only a handful of Clique-caste Flagritz systems choosing instead to align with the other Elder species, the Dewiek.

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Flagritz and Hexamon Hybrids - A hope for the Future?

 
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  Star Date: 221.3.3

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Meklanmania

Meklan scout ships continue to be seen around the Orion Spur periphery. These cyborg creatures in service of hidden ancient masters appear to be terrorising the Wimble Nation in particular. Despite public lamentations against the hardship of defending themselves, the Wimble leadership have not yet responded to our request for comment.

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Artist's impression of a Meklanised Wimble

However, Xavier Fox, CEO of Galactic Transport and Trade, did give us the following statement:

“We have engaged several Meklan ships, although currently the source has not been identified. GTT Directors have been running patrols and have engaged and destroyed numerous ships that have attacked outlying outposts belonging to different affiliations. The pattern of ships encountered leads us to believe there is a central source, but until that is found we would suggest any affiliation with assets in the area provide adequate defences.”

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Doomsday On Pause

At the site of the Thete anomaly, the Dewiek Nation has sent media sensation Sharon Aleman to the scene. Aleman, whose cybernetic enhancements allow her to directly interface with her ship’s sensor array, led her hardened crew into a dive of the outermost “edge” of the anomaly. After spending several days collecting and analysing data (mere minutes to the rest of us outside the anomaly), Aleman reported her shocking discoveries.

 
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  Star Date: 220.50.5

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Veil Lifted on Flagritz Home Space

As the Hellcadium ISR field continues to fluctuate, one of the newly exposed systems is Junista inside the previously hidden and inaccessible home periphery of the Flagritz Republic.

Over the past few weeks Flagritz Republic patrols and platforms have dealt with a number of scout ships from the Human Empire as the IMP wasted no time in exploiting this opportunity to poke around in their old enemy’s backyard. It is understood that at least one of these unarmed scouts was destroyed with no one willing to estimate how many more might be buzzing around.

Coincidentally, suspected IMP lackey, SSL TOAD, has also been overheard showing an obsessive interest in the Flagritz periphery. However, we have received no reports of this being anything other than his usual drug-fueled, barely decipherable mutterings at this stage.

Either way, this sudden, uninvited interest in the Flagritz Periphery has left the FLZ leadership muttering darkly about appropriate measures being taken. Defensive fleets and supporting structures are being deployed in the Junista system and beyond in expectation of further uninvited guests.

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When You stare into the Flagritz Periphery...

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Thete's Timey-Wimey Tease

Investigation into the Thete anomaly continued in the Dewiek Pocket Periphery. The anomaly was scanned from all angles by a number of the Dewiek Nation’s best sensor ships and officers. The data, collected over several weeks, was sent to one of the DEN’s most advanced scientific laboratories for analysis.

What they found will shock you!

 

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Ultimately, I think it is a combination of automation (that allows the game to handle thousands of positions to interact on a daily basis) coupled with Special Actions (that allow the story arc to develop in a way that could not be catered for by a set of predefined list of available orders).
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