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Diary of a Hive

Diary of a Hive

He, that is the term this human wishes to be recognised as, asks the question again, either failing to understand the previous answer or simply because it he is cognitively deficient. It is possible that the translator isn’t working correctly, though I seem to have no issues in other areas.

‘Waking up, is about as good a translation as I can think for breaking from hive consciousness. There is a period of time when you are groggy as you analyse the reason for doing things. This can last a few days as the lingering effects of the pheromones ware off. While you are part of the collective, many of the things you do seems utterly necessary and you do it unquestioningly. There are no explicit orders, but rather you’re predisposed to doing certain tasks and if the opportunity arises to do it you simply do it. Your mind is geared towards doing the task, irrespective of what the task is or why you are doing it. In fact I seemed content simply to drive the conveyance truck until I got tired, then seek food and sleep until fully rested then go back and do it again. Sometimes my conveyance truck would be where I left it, other times I went hunting for it or a new one. I have heard that this is pretty much the same for human occupations where people will do a mundane task they have absolutely no interest in for hours on end, everyday.


‘I awoke because I was left for dead. I was given dangerous tasks such as handling toxic waste. Suffice to say, a spill and severe burns followed by a quick inspection by the nurses and I was removed from the hive and thrown out to die. Sentimentality is not a term I understood until I encountered humans. The weather was very mild and over a few days I became self-aware and healed to some degree. My attempt to rejoin the collective was rejected. I didn’t have friends or associates per se; I was never interested in socialising. I have heard of others that damaged their receptors attempting to stay within the collective. They find that their old friends no longer seem the same. It is probably down to no longer being tactile, sharing ‘substance’ and having the same interests. Most sacrifice themselves shortly after or end up being ripped apart by soldiers.

'For me, the days of inactivity while recovering, combined with the lack of previous friendships within the collective gave me sufficient time to come to terms with my new found self-awareness. I wasn’t interested in self-sacrifice, so I simply wandered around. Being hive meant that it was easy enough to collect food from colonies I passed and soon I discovered quite a lot about the world and universe. I found however that I was being confronted by soldiers more and more often and it was taking longer each time to convince them I was legitimate. At some point I expected to be exterminated.

'This is the reason why I arrived at the starport. Contrary to popular fiction, being hive does not make you stupid; you simply don’t bother asking questions about subjects that have no bearing on your life. I was ignorant, though as I passed through the hive, I quickly learnt that the only place I was likely to get accepted was the recruitment facilities at the base. I may have been left for dead but that was because I was expected to die. When I didn’t, I was however unfit to rejoin as my receptors have irreversibly atrophied.

'Are injured hive always left for dead? Not at all. Generally a hive will only be left for dead if the effort to heal is greater than the expected return on labour over the remaining life span of the individual. A manual worker that looses multiples limbs required to perform a task will be removed, as will all that suffer serious damage to their receptors.

'Here’s the conundrum of hive society, I was rendered incapable of doing my job due to damage to my manipulators. While within the collective, I was beyond re-training. Once removed, I was able to learn new skills but no longer capable of rejoining the collective.



‘No, I don’t find that sad, it is the way things are. The hive collective is very highly organised and structured. If everybody had aspirations, well, look around that the chaos that seems to occur on human worlds. Can you honestly believe that you are the only person that matters in the universe and that somehow you deserve something? Hive may appear ignorant and live under Spartan conditions with no prospects, but in general they are a lot more content than most other species. Ignorance is in many ways bliss, but by the same token, now that I have had it removed, I don’t want it back. I do however suspect that for every hive that does not want back in, there are tens that do and die trying.

'So, here I am, I have been trained as a crewmember and currently work in the starbase though may well be placed onto a ship in the near future. I don’t mind hanging round with humans, their behaviour amuses me. They eat when they are not hungry, argue when they are happy and ask questions when they already know the answer. I have even spoken to other hive personnel. They were generally mediators though there are a few warriors. Most have scarred receptors, explaining their reasons for leaving the colony though a few got lost on patrol when their scout got killed and they lost their access to substance.





 
News
***** Inter Galactic News *****

*** Breaking News: Caliph Samuel Assassinated ***

The nominal head of the Caliphate, Samuel has been murdered in broad daylight at the starbase CAL Sidon in the Fortress system. The allegedly mad zealot was on his way to meet representatives of various civilian factions when a shadowy figure *cough*CIA agent*cough* shot him dead.

The CIA issued the following statement to the SSS with a customary nudge and a wink: "In these difficult times, as we come to terms with the loss of Samuel, we are taking things one day at a time.

"Samuel was not only our Caliph, but our leader during the Second Civil War which laid the foundations for the Confederacy after he left the Human Empire and settled in the Darkfold. It is truly a sad day and one that will be marked in history as one of many great leaders who were cut down in their prime.

"We will strive now to look to the future, whilst remembering our past”

Speculation is rife that this is the first step towards a unification of the two-halves of the Stellar Empire. Others are more hopeful this is a return to the Confederacy or the mark of greater separation with the Imperial bloc. Time will tell what nebulous motives the shadowy puppet-master Laton turned out to have had and which alien faction will be blamed for the Caliph’s murder.

Inside this issue of the SSS: * HEX / FET Invade Sargasso * Magnus v Nevets Fight! * Dewiek Black Hole Disaster * FLZ Correction * &etc

 
***** Inter Galactic News *****

*** STOP PRESS: Felini Victory ***

In an unexpected development, the FEL have scored a decisive victory against the FLZ. Destroying or maiming some 20 Flagritz Baseships in the Onwards system.

What is more remarkable than the victory was there was no subsequent comment by Crazy Uncle Flagritz. We might need to have a lie down now.

Inside this issue of the SSS: * DEN and FEL * Valhalla Fighting Pits * RIP smacked * &etc


 
***** Christmas Special Edition *****

*** Ho Ho Ho ***

Welcome to the SSS Christmas Special Edition! We the Editors have put together a nostalgic pudding treat intended to delight and tickle even the scroogiest megacorp executive. So gather your cubs, squidlets and larvae for some silliness and song. Time to catch up with some classics from years gone by, raise your glasses and drink your gluttony and shame away!

Wishing you all a merry Christmas free from Krampus Jones's invading armies!

The Editors


 
***** Inter Galactic News *****

*** Claws Out in Valhalla ***

In a bold rebuke of Crazy Uncle Flagritz’s attacks in the Avalon system, the cunning Felini Nevets ordered a hit on a FLZ outpost in the Valhalla system. Claiming miscommunication with his warships, the mischevious Avatar cocked a snook at the washed-out Dewiek warrior in charge of the system whilst claiming an important victory in the often one-sided conflict against the FLZ.

This isn’t the first time the foxy Feline has masked daring-do in the shroud of incompetence. It remains to be seen whether this turns out as disastrously as the time when the FEL had to pay the costs of a war started by Prince-turned-meklan LiQuan.

Meower-in-chief Chamiah apologised for the incident in a public address laced with snickering subtext and unconcealed laughter when she got to the bit about the unfortunate loss of “5 FLZ Warships in Onwards.”

A second incident in Valhalla was reported the next day with mardy Magnus complaining he wasn’t getting his claws in on the action. Could this be the pithy ploy that puts the cat on the mat?

Inside this issue of the SSS: * Merc-y Wimbles * Valhalla Fighting Pits Get Weird * Profile of Lyceum Amaguk * &etc


 
***** Inter Galactic News *****

*** Nun on the Run ***

Alleged cosplayer Carmilla D’Morenta got the vicars in the Brotherhood all hot and bothered when she made a run for it. Possibly tired of being tied up by the reverends and denied the love that dare not howl its name. With a sizeable, almost unbelievable, bounty on her head, the barking sister took refuge with the Dewiek Elder Nation.

In possibly the shortest chase in history, the BHD managed to strike a blow for oppressed collars everywhere when they squared off with the naughty doggy-wannabe at the Valhalla stargate. The cheeky chaplains blew their hyperdrive at close range and both the BHD and DEN flagged ships were reported to be lost in space.

Inside this issue of the SSS: * DEN Ban BHD * Ulian * FLZ in Avalon * Valhalla Fighting Pits * Interview with Carmilla * And more


 
***** Inter Galactic News *****


*** Message From The New Editors ***

Dear Reader,

It has been a long time since we had the exquisite joy of Sub Space Static beaming mind-altering information into our retinas. Like you, we craved word from the offices of the IGN when the next edition would hit our Nexus terminals. We waited and waited. Then we got curious.

We fundraised a simple surveyor and sent it to the last sighting of the IGN. It was not where we expected it to be, in the Yank system. We asked the Junta but they were their usual helpful selves. Weeks, turned into months and still no sign.

Then we found it. The singularity. With a sign. The scrawl of a demented child that read "Kang woz 'ere." What could we do but enter. Our ship went in. Where, we cannot say. The air around us popped. Our faces folded and our bodies fused together. Our minds interconnected. Vast knowledge at our disposal. Yet, we became as stupid as the least of us. As greedy as the worst of us. As forgetful as the dumbest of us. As horribly biased as a partisan hack in a post-truth universe.

We became, in short, your Editors.

Welcome to the new SSS. It won't be as funny as before. It won't be clever by half. It won't be any better in any way. But it will be regular. As a mohache on refined laxatives. It will be informative. Oh it will be full of facts! Even if we have to make them up.

Send us your delicious exploration reports. Tell us about your pointless battles. Spread your vile anonymous rumours. Tell us how your mother didn't love you and that's why <insert Affiliation here> must be destroyed! Feed us, your Editors. Nurture us. Our Singularity opens to receive your offering.

Now here is the news.

 
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Welcome to another edition of news and views from the CSNN's favourite reporter and news anchor, Ainsley Moore, the peripheries' most favourite unbiased publication in the known universe, after an extended tour of the Inner Empire and all the delights within,

And so with the news, and there has been a lot of it!


Old News - FLZ/ GTT Break Ceasefire Agreement
 
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Welcome to another edition of news and views from the CSNN's favourite reporter and news anchor, Ainsley Moore, the peripheries' most favourite unbiased publication in the known universe,

And so with the news,

Alien Wars - Ulian Peace Agreements
 
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Welcome to another edition of news and views from the CSNN's favourite reporter and news anchor, Ainsley Moore, the peripheries' most favourite unbiased publication in the known universe, after a period of "secured safety training" for the CSNN team who was taken in by Caliphate security forces,

And so with the news,

Alien Wars - Empire Takes Ulian System, Empire Fleet Deployed
 
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Welcome to another edition of news and views from the CSNN's favourite reporter and news anchor, Ainsley Moore, the peripheries' most favourite unbiased publication in the known universe, continuing with a shortened "No News makes Good news?" special!

And so with the news,
 

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