|Phoenix Nexus News ****** CSNN ******, Issue 17 - Star Date 216.20.5||
|****** CSNN ******, Issue 17 - Star Date 216.20.5|
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PIR Invisible Eyes of Large (52187) - Ship
The "Eyes Invisible Class" vessel was clearly visible at the time of shooting and has led military experts to ponder if this ship name is a PR stunt of some kind.
Invisible! Not as good as the CIA therm-optic camo!
No News = Good News? - Pilot Carelessness Causes Damage To Vessel
An unsteady pilot caused considerable integrity to his ship this week by conducting unsafe manoeuvres:
Ship lost 41.8% integrity due to manoeuvre
The unnamed pilot had been relieved from duty and is said to be confined to quarters by the ship's doctor after a moonshine still was found in the ship's engine room. The remainder of the moonshine has been confiscated and the ship's officers are said to be in "High Spirits".
Just a couple of patches worth of damage, Sir!
No News = Good News? - IDC asks the DTR something....
After a very slow week, the PD of the IDC asks the DTR if he may trade at a DTR starbase. Curiously the DEN answered for the DTR, with no response being forthcoming from the DTR.
After that, nothing really happened as the DTR, once the beacon of truth and justice in the known universe, has not been seen or heard of at all.
Boring, so Boring....
This ends of another unbiased edition of CSNN of which we hope we can bring updates to these news stories,
This is Ainsley Moore, reporting for the CSNN, let peace and prosperity be upon you all.
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