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Krell Society

Krell Society

To many ‘civilised’ species in the Peripheries, the Krell are feral, vicious and if at all possible, should be kept from leaving their homeworld and spreading across space; even the more charitable point to their treatment of their own populace with shock and alarm.

It could be argued that they are a product of their history, one blighted by alien interference, though in truth it goes way deeper. The arrival of humanity merely accelerated the process. Looking at their history in a non-chronological way may shed some light on why they are the way they are.

First Contact
Nearly twenty years ago, as humanity spread across the Outer Capellan Reaches they discovered what can only be described as the most unlikely world for sentient life to evolve. The atmosphere was toxic and the gravity, punishingly high. Despite this they found stark rock cities, often dug deep into the ground and surrounded by lifeless wasteland. To the first explorers, these seemed something from a bygone era of Earth’s past. The civilisation had achieved industrialisation but in the process corrupted the atmosphere, resulting in the sterilisation of life outside of their brick and stone built metropolises.


They also found that the world was completely balkanised. Hundreds, possibly thousands of petty states existed, some only a few hundred square kilometres in size. They were constantly in a state of hostility, poaching resources and raiding each other for prisoners which would be used as slaves to work their inefficient, polluting and dangerous machinery.

The first thing that the explorers did was exchange weapons and power sources for rare minerals. The krell artificers however were cunning enough to determine how to turn some of these power sources into weapons. With no clear understanding of nuclear technology and no nuclear damping systems present, it comes as no surprise to discover that there were a series of explosions as crude nuclear weapons were set off in quick succession. Virtually everybody died.

It was only their construction of deep warrens to escape the toxic atmosphere (along with their geothermal-steam powered air filtering systems) that allowed the survivors to continue living following the event. As the radiation levels dropped they slowly reclaimed some of the surface.

Second Contact
Aliens were not however done with the krell and returned a few years later looking to pick over the ruins. They found that the krell were tenaciously clinging to life and already there were small groups forming, accusing each other of working with aliens and therefore responsible for the deaths of millions. The alien factions decided to intervene in order to prevent further disasters, though there is a long-standing debate as to the degree of altruism involved. Weapons were again deployed though this time only a single faction were backed, resulting in a great deal of bloodshed, though arguably less than could have been, and the elimination of rivals.

In the years following their break for complete autonomy, the krell have staggered their way to the stars, often being knocked back or made into puppets of mightier nations. As they have reached further and rejuvenated their numbers, they have once again started to balkanise. A new colony on a distant world means a new leader while small groups have returned to their ancient subterranean cities on Inversion but not declared support for the government.

Evolution
The krell are descended from rodent analogues. They are small, black and completely hairless and equally at home using all four appendages for locomotion. They are not adverse to using walls or ceilings to move around. While they only have a pair of digits on each appendage they have pads and sensitive zones running across their skin. These, combined with acute hearing and smell allow them to be equally at home in pitch blackness, moving amongst a morass of other krell in the sleeping pits, packed corridors and barracks.

Social Structure
All krell have ambition, even down to the lowliest coal shoveller. This though is tempered with understanding of consequences and peer containment. A shoveller will only for example, beat his fellow over the head with said shovel if he is certain that he is not going to be returned the favour when he next sleeps. This is achieved through their surprisingly complicated social bargaining system. Whereas in human society it is implicit that loyalty will be rewarded through promotion and recognition, it is utterly explicit in krell society. Everybody has a mental ledger of what is owed to them and what is due. Failure can be quite quick and brutal if the debtor either can’t renegotiate or somehow have the debt (or collectors) written off.

Society is broken down into clans ruled by a patriarch. Below him are his trusted henchmen, one of which is destined to replace him. Below these are their henchmen and so on down to the grubbers. There is little in the way of nepotism of direct offspring, though it is usually the case that within a clan most of the members will be in some way related. While there may be subjugated workers from other clans, these will never become part of the general gene pool without mating (willingly or otherwise) with a member of the clan.



Reproduction
Females are property though it is the cultural norm for them to have some say (based on their background) to who they will end up being the mate of. Being first mate of somebody with lower social status may be preferable to twentieth mate to a patriarch. The matchmaking process is bound up in their social custom of explicit bargaining system which can often mean that families are bound together in a common purpose resulting in communal childrearing.

Ulians
While the ulians and the krell has few physical similarities and in no way are they biologically compatible, so close are their cultures that those that have encountered the ulians have simply dismissed them as krell who have managed to reach space without nuking their homeworld. The only reason for this, as far as can be determined is that they evolved in a system with two biospheres, both of which evolved sentient life (if their history is to be believed). Suffice to say it did not end well for the other sentient species in the system. As the ulians wrote the history books, there is little information on the other alien species beyond the utter rightness that it was destroyed (along with the entire planet). It is reported that they launched no less than thirty thousand 75MTN bombs onto the world without an ISR field. Apparently they unleashed this devastating arsenal just weeks after discovering ISR nuclear damping technology, thereby saving themselves from mutual annihilation. This was project ‘Final Word’.




 
News
***** Inter Galactic News *****

*** Hoedown in Graydown ***

Wimbles in the Graydown system have come under repeated attacks by mercenaries. The Wimbles having already lost two outposts have had their ships come under attack by boarders. The Wimbles are pointing a hairy finger at the GTT whilst the DEN are itching to get their paws in.

Pleasantly rotund Wolf Lord Lyceum reported the destruction of one mercenary ship, a Corsair class explorer called "Eye of the Chosen" which had earlier dropped off ground forces flying the banner of "God Hates Wimbles.” Which God and why he or she hates Wimbles has yet to be revealed. We suspect its corporation-loving Mammon.

Inside this issue of the SSS: * Sargasso Update * Wakerians * Naplian Liberation Front * &etc

 
***** Inter Galactic News *****

*** Breaking News: Caliph Samuel Assassinated ***

The nominal head of the Caliphate, Samuel has been murdered in broad daylight at the starbase CAL Sidon in the Fortress system. The allegedly mad zealot was on his way to meet representatives of various civilian factions when a shadowy figure *cough*CIA agent*cough* shot him dead.

The CIA issued the following statement to the SSS with a customary nudge and a wink: "In these difficult times, as we come to terms with the loss of Samuel, we are taking things one day at a time.

"Samuel was not only our Caliph, but our leader during the Second Civil War which laid the foundations for the Confederacy after he left the Human Empire and settled in the Darkfold. It is truly a sad day and one that will be marked in history as one of many great leaders who were cut down in their prime.

"We will strive now to look to the future, whilst remembering our past”

Speculation is rife that this is the first step towards a unification of the two-halves of the Stellar Empire. Others are more hopeful this is a return to the Confederacy or the mark of greater separation with the Imperial bloc. Time will tell what nebulous motives the shadowy puppet-master Laton turned out to have had and which alien faction will be blamed for the Caliph’s murder.

Inside this issue of the SSS: * HEX / FET Invade Sargasso * Magnus v Nevets Fight! * Dewiek Black Hole Disaster * FLZ Correction * &etc

 
***** Inter Galactic News *****

*** STOP PRESS: Felini Victory ***

In an unexpected development, the FEL have scored a decisive victory against the FLZ. Destroying or maiming some 20 Flagritz Baseships in the Onwards system.

What is more remarkable than the victory was there was no subsequent comment by Crazy Uncle Flagritz. We might need to have a lie down now.

Inside this issue of the SSS: * DEN and FEL * Valhalla Fighting Pits * RIP smacked * &etc


 
***** Christmas Special Edition *****

*** Ho Ho Ho ***

Welcome to the SSS Christmas Special Edition! We the Editors have put together a nostalgic pudding treat intended to delight and tickle even the scroogiest megacorp executive. So gather your cubs, squidlets and larvae for some silliness and song. Time to catch up with some classics from years gone by, raise your glasses and drink your gluttony and shame away!

Wishing you all a merry Christmas free from Krampus Jones's invading armies!

The Editors


 
***** Inter Galactic News *****

*** Claws Out in Valhalla ***

In a bold rebuke of Crazy Uncle Flagritz’s attacks in the Avalon system, the cunning Felini Nevets ordered a hit on a FLZ outpost in the Valhalla system. Claiming miscommunication with his warships, the mischevious Avatar cocked a snook at the washed-out Dewiek warrior in charge of the system whilst claiming an important victory in the often one-sided conflict against the FLZ.

This isn’t the first time the foxy Feline has masked daring-do in the shroud of incompetence. It remains to be seen whether this turns out as disastrously as the time when the FEL had to pay the costs of a war started by Prince-turned-meklan LiQuan.

Meower-in-chief Chamiah apologised for the incident in a public address laced with snickering subtext and unconcealed laughter when she got to the bit about the unfortunate loss of “5 FLZ Warships in Onwards.”

A second incident in Valhalla was reported the next day with mardy Magnus complaining he wasn’t getting his claws in on the action. Could this be the pithy ploy that puts the cat on the mat?

Inside this issue of the SSS: * Merc-y Wimbles * Valhalla Fighting Pits Get Weird * Profile of Lyceum Amaguk * &etc


 
***** Inter Galactic News *****

*** Nun on the Run ***

Alleged cosplayer Carmilla D’Morenta got the vicars in the Brotherhood all hot and bothered when she made a run for it. Possibly tired of being tied up by the reverends and denied the love that dare not howl its name. With a sizeable, almost unbelievable, bounty on her head, the barking sister took refuge with the Dewiek Elder Nation.

In possibly the shortest chase in history, the BHD managed to strike a blow for oppressed collars everywhere when they squared off with the naughty doggy-wannabe at the Valhalla stargate. The cheeky chaplains blew their hyperdrive at close range and both the BHD and DEN flagged ships were reported to be lost in space.

Inside this issue of the SSS: * DEN Ban BHD * Ulian * FLZ in Avalon * Valhalla Fighting Pits * Interview with Carmilla * And more


 
***** Inter Galactic News *****


*** Message From The New Editors ***

Dear Reader,

It has been a long time since we had the exquisite joy of Sub Space Static beaming mind-altering information into our retinas. Like you, we craved word from the offices of the IGN when the next edition would hit our Nexus terminals. We waited and waited. Then we got curious.

We fundraised a simple surveyor and sent it to the last sighting of the IGN. It was not where we expected it to be, in the Yank system. We asked the Junta but they were their usual helpful selves. Weeks, turned into months and still no sign.

Then we found it. The singularity. With a sign. The scrawl of a demented child that read "Kang woz 'ere." What could we do but enter. Our ship went in. Where, we cannot say. The air around us popped. Our faces folded and our bodies fused together. Our minds interconnected. Vast knowledge at our disposal. Yet, we became as stupid as the least of us. As greedy as the worst of us. As forgetful as the dumbest of us. As horribly biased as a partisan hack in a post-truth universe.

We became, in short, your Editors.

Welcome to the new SSS. It won't be as funny as before. It won't be clever by half. It won't be any better in any way. But it will be regular. As a mohache on refined laxatives. It will be informative. Oh it will be full of facts! Even if we have to make them up.

Send us your delicious exploration reports. Tell us about your pointless battles. Spread your vile anonymous rumours. Tell us how your mother didn't love you and that's why <insert Affiliation here> must be destroyed! Feed us, your Editors. Nurture us. Our Singularity opens to receive your offering.

Now here is the news.

 
****** Caliphate Syndicated News Network (CSNN) ******

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Welcome to another edition of news and views from the CSNN's favourite reporter and news anchor, Ainsley Moore, the peripheries' most favourite unbiased publication in the known universe, after an extended tour of the Inner Empire and all the delights within,

And so with the news, and there has been a lot of it!


Old News - FLZ/ GTT Break Ceasefire Agreement
 
****** Caliphate Syndicated News Network (CSNN) ******

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Welcome to another edition of news and views from the CSNN's favourite reporter and news anchor, Ainsley Moore, the peripheries' most favourite unbiased publication in the known universe,

And so with the news,

Alien Wars - Ulian Peace Agreements
 
****** Caliphate Syndicated News Network (CSNN) ******

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Welcome to another edition of news and views from the CSNN's favourite reporter and news anchor, Ainsley Moore, the peripheries' most favourite unbiased publication in the known universe, after a period of "secured safety training" for the CSNN team who was taken in by Caliphate security forces,

And so with the news,

Alien Wars - Empire Takes Ulian System, Empire Fleet Deployed
 

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