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Blog of the Week - Karrsh - Judgment

Karrsh - Judgment

The circle of judgement was old. It predated the Tyranny by many centuries. It had survived the scourging relatively intact, the rocky fastness of the original Starhunter Prideholds had been abandoned to the interests of scholars and tourists long before the Flagritz came and no one had wasted the firepower needed to shatter the strategically irrelevant if historically significant rocks. A single battle had been fought here, between desperate refugees and a clearly lost Flagritz patrol, afterwards its remnants had simply been hosed off the thick uncaring granite.

When the Flagritz had left and the rebuilding had begun; the surviving Starhunter Prideelders had moved away from the radioactive ash stains that had once been there cities and returned to their ancestral home. Modern conveniences had been tacked lightly on to ancient stone and for a while the Prideholds had lived again. As the Tyranny had recovered the Pride's business had moved backed to the bustling starbases, leaving the holds almost empty once more . But still they came here, for council and for judgment, seeking solace in the time-worn rock.

The circle was twelve paces across, surrounded by a wall of nine foot tall granite slabs. A gentle breeze blew up past him from the entrance. Atop the wall reclined the elders. To Karrsh they where just silhouettes, back lit by bright artificial lights mounted in the sconce's of ancient torches. He knew who they would be; family heads of core septs, representatives of technical groupings, Clade leaders of the Karlosse, and Harrur. There would be no Priestesses present of course. Even amidst the recent religious revival the Starhunter Pride remained resolutely secular in its Pride business.


“Karrsh, you have been called to judgement by the elders of the Pride” The voice was cracked and withered, by ancient tradition the eldest spoke first and the council spoke through her. He knew that voice, Kaliashh, matrilineal ancestress of Rasshan.

The voice almost shook his resolved. But he held his posture in the position of polite attention and his tail showed nary a twitch.
“Yes eldest”

“The Tyrant has approved your actions as in the interests of the Tyranny”
the voice was flat, spoken in the technical dialect with all emotional cues absent. The direction of the gentle draft and the brightness of the light meant he could neither read her posture or sense the evocation of her pheromones, the words might have been spoken by a computer or an alien for all sense he could gain of her true feelings.
“Our judgement is on your capacity to continue to serve the Pride and the Tyranny. A judgement the Tyrant has left to us, do you understand?”


“Yes eldest”
He did understand, he had done what was necessary; but the Starhunters controlled almost half the Tyranny’s space going military. The Tyrant could not afford for them to become disaffected. Allowing them this judgement was a sop to Pride autonomy which would help silence nay-sayers. Well so be it.

“Do you have anything to add to the record?”

Karrsh knew the forms, in a true trial, there would be Archons present and evidence and rebuttal but this was not a trial, they knew what he had done and he did not deny it, it was a judgement. So he stared up at the Eldest, his eyes watered from the light but did not waver, his posture correct and his tail still “No eldest, all pertinent details where in my report”

Only the shifting of shadows marked the conversation among the elders, either by ancient engineering or modern whisperfield no sound carried down to him. He simply stood and waited. After a while the movement stopped and the Eldest spoke.
“it is the consensus of the Pride that you have acted within the interests of the Starhunters, and that based on your record and the recommendations made previously by Pridesenior Rasshan you be appointed to the office of Pridesenior”

The words hit Karrsh like a blow to the head, control finally knocked back by sheer shock “El...Eldest?”

“Notification of your appointment will be dispatched to the Tyrant and to all Starhunter holdings, security and authorisation privileges will be transferred to you forthwith ”

The lights dimmed a little and he could see the elders clearly now, each rose from there couch and made the gesture of submission. Some grudgingly, some with clear signs of anger, but each submitted.

“By your leave Pridesenior?” He could read her emotions at last, a dry amusement mixed with a touch sorrow.

He numbly indicated his ascent and one by one the Prideelders left, some on foot, some by simply cancelling the subspace link that had projected there holograms, leaving him alone in the Circle.



 
News
***** Inter Galactic News *****

*** Breaking News: Caliph Samuel Assassinated ***

The nominal head of the Caliphate, Samuel has been murdered in broad daylight at the starbase CAL Sidon in the Fortress system. The allegedly mad zealot was on his way to meet representatives of various civilian factions when a shadowy figure *cough*CIA agent*cough* shot him dead.

The CIA issued the following statement to the SSS with a customary nudge and a wink: "In these difficult times, as we come to terms with the loss of Samuel, we are taking things one day at a time.

"Samuel was not only our Caliph, but our leader during the Second Civil War which laid the foundations for the Confederacy after he left the Human Empire and settled in the Darkfold. It is truly a sad day and one that will be marked in history as one of many great leaders who were cut down in their prime.

"We will strive now to look to the future, whilst remembering our past”

Speculation is rife that this is the first step towards a unification of the two-halves of the Stellar Empire. Others are more hopeful this is a return to the Confederacy or the mark of greater separation with the Imperial bloc. Time will tell what nebulous motives the shadowy puppet-master Laton turned out to have had and which alien faction will be blamed for the Caliph’s murder.

Inside this issue of the SSS: * HEX / FET Invade Sargasso * Magnus v Nevets Fight! * Dewiek Black Hole Disaster * FLZ Correction * &etc

 
***** Inter Galactic News *****

*** STOP PRESS: Felini Victory ***

In an unexpected development, the FEL have scored a decisive victory against the FLZ. Destroying or maiming some 20 Flagritz Baseships in the Onwards system.

What is more remarkable than the victory was there was no subsequent comment by Crazy Uncle Flagritz. We might need to have a lie down now.

Inside this issue of the SSS: * DEN and FEL * Valhalla Fighting Pits * RIP smacked * &etc


 
***** Christmas Special Edition *****

*** Ho Ho Ho ***

Welcome to the SSS Christmas Special Edition! We the Editors have put together a nostalgic pudding treat intended to delight and tickle even the scroogiest megacorp executive. So gather your cubs, squidlets and larvae for some silliness and song. Time to catch up with some classics from years gone by, raise your glasses and drink your gluttony and shame away!

Wishing you all a merry Christmas free from Krampus Jones's invading armies!

The Editors


 
***** Inter Galactic News *****

*** Claws Out in Valhalla ***

In a bold rebuke of Crazy Uncle Flagritz’s attacks in the Avalon system, the cunning Felini Nevets ordered a hit on a FLZ outpost in the Valhalla system. Claiming miscommunication with his warships, the mischevious Avatar cocked a snook at the washed-out Dewiek warrior in charge of the system whilst claiming an important victory in the often one-sided conflict against the FLZ.

This isn’t the first time the foxy Feline has masked daring-do in the shroud of incompetence. It remains to be seen whether this turns out as disastrously as the time when the FEL had to pay the costs of a war started by Prince-turned-meklan LiQuan.

Meower-in-chief Chamiah apologised for the incident in a public address laced with snickering subtext and unconcealed laughter when she got to the bit about the unfortunate loss of “5 FLZ Warships in Onwards.”

A second incident in Valhalla was reported the next day with mardy Magnus complaining he wasn’t getting his claws in on the action. Could this be the pithy ploy that puts the cat on the mat?

Inside this issue of the SSS: * Merc-y Wimbles * Valhalla Fighting Pits Get Weird * Profile of Lyceum Amaguk * &etc


 
***** Inter Galactic News *****

*** Nun on the Run ***

Alleged cosplayer Carmilla D’Morenta got the vicars in the Brotherhood all hot and bothered when she made a run for it. Possibly tired of being tied up by the reverends and denied the love that dare not howl its name. With a sizeable, almost unbelievable, bounty on her head, the barking sister took refuge with the Dewiek Elder Nation.

In possibly the shortest chase in history, the BHD managed to strike a blow for oppressed collars everywhere when they squared off with the naughty doggy-wannabe at the Valhalla stargate. The cheeky chaplains blew their hyperdrive at close range and both the BHD and DEN flagged ships were reported to be lost in space.

Inside this issue of the SSS: * DEN Ban BHD * Ulian * FLZ in Avalon * Valhalla Fighting Pits * Interview with Carmilla * And more


 
***** Inter Galactic News *****


*** Message From The New Editors ***

Dear Reader,

It has been a long time since we had the exquisite joy of Sub Space Static beaming mind-altering information into our retinas. Like you, we craved word from the offices of the IGN when the next edition would hit our Nexus terminals. We waited and waited. Then we got curious.

We fundraised a simple surveyor and sent it to the last sighting of the IGN. It was not where we expected it to be, in the Yank system. We asked the Junta but they were their usual helpful selves. Weeks, turned into months and still no sign.

Then we found it. The singularity. With a sign. The scrawl of a demented child that read "Kang woz 'ere." What could we do but enter. Our ship went in. Where, we cannot say. The air around us popped. Our faces folded and our bodies fused together. Our minds interconnected. Vast knowledge at our disposal. Yet, we became as stupid as the least of us. As greedy as the worst of us. As forgetful as the dumbest of us. As horribly biased as a partisan hack in a post-truth universe.

We became, in short, your Editors.

Welcome to the new SSS. It won't be as funny as before. It won't be clever by half. It won't be any better in any way. But it will be regular. As a mohache on refined laxatives. It will be informative. Oh it will be full of facts! Even if we have to make them up.

Send us your delicious exploration reports. Tell us about your pointless battles. Spread your vile anonymous rumours. Tell us how your mother didn't love you and that's why <insert Affiliation here> must be destroyed! Feed us, your Editors. Nurture us. Our Singularity opens to receive your offering.

Now here is the news.

 
****** Caliphate Syndicated News Network (CSNN) ******

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Welcome to another edition of news and views from the CSNN's favourite reporter and news anchor, Ainsley Moore, the peripheries' most favourite unbiased publication in the known universe, after an extended tour of the Inner Empire and all the delights within,

And so with the news, and there has been a lot of it!


Old News - FLZ/ GTT Break Ceasefire Agreement
 
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Welcome to another edition of news and views from the CSNN's favourite reporter and news anchor, Ainsley Moore, the peripheries' most favourite unbiased publication in the known universe,

And so with the news,

Alien Wars - Ulian Peace Agreements
 
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Welcome to another edition of news and views from the CSNN's favourite reporter and news anchor, Ainsley Moore, the peripheries' most favourite unbiased publication in the known universe, after a period of "secured safety training" for the CSNN team who was taken in by Caliphate security forces,

And so with the news,

Alien Wars - Empire Takes Ulian System, Empire Fleet Deployed
 
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Welcome to another edition of news and views from the CSNN's favourite reporter and news anchor, Ainsley Moore, the peripheries' most favourite unbiased publication in the known universe, continuing with a shortened "No News makes Good news?" special!

And so with the news,
 

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